tartarustower:

“how the fuck did my glasses get dirty when they’ve been on my face the entire fucking time” a biography

i pressed the home button on my iphone but i’m still at school??????

phleps:

lets play a game called do you actually like me or am i annoying you

awastrelmescalined:

when people you really love hate themselves and you can’t find a persuasive way to communicate just how great they really are